Costco Conversations

Tasha: Dawn? Oh my god! Dawn Summers!
Me: Hey, what’s up?
Tasha: This is Dawn. She plays Scrabble with daddy and she went to high school with me. Dawn, this is my little sister Tina.
Me: Hey.
Tina: I went to the same high school too…but way way way later.
Me: Really? You needed three ways, plus the hand gesture?

Kid: Mom, you want to play Game Boy.
Mom: No, you know what I want to play? The quiet and sit still game.
Kid: You always want to play that.

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