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Audience Participation Weekend

Do I go on a slightly subsided trip to the Holy Land with my parish in January or go to Japan on my own in January. Israel trip would probably be like $2200 for flight and housing for 12 days. I have no idea how much Japan would be or how far the American dollar goes in Tokyo these days or in Bethlehem for that matter…but I tend to value not getting blown up on a bus or a cafe at like oh…let’s say a ten million dollars…but I think seeing Jerusalem would be cool…but not getting blown up would be cooler…thoughts? I know Mike Huckabee’s opinion. Can’t wait for that doucherocket’s next national campaign when he’s got to walk through our cities asking for our votes again.

Oh and just for more fun, there’s also the possibility of going to Sweden to take a personal growth course. Shut up. I can grow personally.

Opinions should cite warm weather advantages for each, possibility of poker play, amazing must see sights and delicious food that doesn’t involve raw fish. Oh and congregations of hot single rich guys willing to finance my vanity projects, a plus. Also all venues must be friendly to black women who speak English and only English and speaks it not even that good.

6 Responses to “Audience Participation Weekend”

  1. Jamie Says:

    You have a chance to go to Israel, even slightly subsidized? Do it. Japan will still be there and still be safe many years from now. Israel is safe right now and occupied by people who speak English and will be friendly to you. 10 years from now, who knows?

  2. Casca Says:

    Sounds like you’re in the market for a romance novel.

  3. James Says:

    Given your criteria, Israel. Heck, given what Jamie said, Israel. Because, you know, when the place is overrun (or glowing) in another couple of years, you won’t have to say “I wish I’d gone.”

  4. ari Says:

    I LOVE Israel. Go to Sweden.

  5. Charles Says:

    You don’t see enough Jews in New York? (You should still go to Israel.)

  6. Yaron Says:

    Israel has delicious food that doesn’t involve raw fish (cooked chickpeas play a part), many more fluent English speakers than Japan does or nearly any other non-English-speaking country I’ve been to for that matter, native black people (Ethiopian Jews), guys who are into American women (so I’ve heard anecdotally, several times), warm sand beaches, biblical sights, and, um, you won’t get gassed on the subway.

    I’d say go to Israel, even though Huckabee thinks it’s a good idea.

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