Conversation of the Day
Matty Ebbs (after Shevrin’s girlfriend Rachel leaves the room): You know Rachel is Yiddish for whore, don’t you?
Shevrin: Do you want to get slapped?
Matty: What? Dude, I’m not afraid to fight you. You’re a Jew, I know your trick!
Jamie: There’s a Jew fight trick?
Me: Yeah, pay a Puerto Rican kid to take your place. Oh man, this game is making me a bad, bad person.
Jamie: And you weren’t that good to start with.