Where does the good go

Conversation of the Day

KJ: I am NOT homophobic! I have one gay friend. We don’t talk or hang out, but I pay him $50 a week so I can say I have one gay friend.
Me: Where’s my fifty bucks a week to be your black friend?

8 Responses to “Conversation of the Day”

  1. Ari Says:

    I demand credit for “armed but lazy”

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Consider yourself credited.

  3. John Edwards Says:

    And where’s my 50$/week to be your uber-douche-bag friend?

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Sorry, John, I have those for free.

  5. kj Says:

    You owe me $752.47 for this past year. And I will not be your black friend anymore.

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ow, my gall bladder.

  7. Gib Says:

    Haven’t you heard? When Barack Obama is President, he’s going to give everyone a government-issued black friend, free of charge!

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    And McCain says Obama doesn’t have a plan to create jobs.

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