Conversation of the Day
KJ: I am NOT homophobic! I have one gay friend. We don’t talk or hang out, but I pay him $50 a week so I can say I have one gay friend.
Me: Where’s my fifty bucks a week to be your black friend?
KJ: I am NOT homophobic! I have one gay friend. We don’t talk or hang out, but I pay him $50 a week so I can say I have one gay friend.
Me: Where’s my fifty bucks a week to be your black friend?
August 11th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I demand credit for “armed but lazy”
August 12th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Consider yourself credited.
August 12th, 2008 at 9:41 am
And where’s my 50$/week to be your uber-douche-bag friend?
August 12th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Sorry, John, I have those for free.
August 12th, 2008 at 10:48 am
You owe me $752.47 for this past year. And I will not be your black friend anymore.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Ow, my gall bladder.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Haven’t you heard? When Barack Obama is President, he’s going to give everyone a government-issued black friend, free of charge!
August 12th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
And McCain says Obama doesn’t have a plan to create jobs.