Maybe I’ll start following Ari around…

Years ago, in the absence of a life of my own, I decided I’d follow Karol around because sitting in bars and writing in notebooks struck me as more interesting than whatever I was doing. But now! Now, I’m so stalking Ari.

We bullshit for a few minutes and then I tell her I was actually calling for Evan’s doctorly advice.

“Is he around for a sec?”
“No… he’s been fucking a slut for the past year and I kicked him out. He hasn’t talked to the kids in 6 months. Wanna know why?” Uhm… no. NO. I want to know any more of any of this. I almost want chemo right now because the poison might just burn that last minute or so out of my brain for all eternity and wouldn’t that be nice?

Oh, and how is it possible that while the O.C. season two was the worst piece of crap ever to be aired in the history of television, season three is WORSE?

And um…yeah…so wonder what Ari’s cheating friend is up to?

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  3. Karol Says:

    You can still follow me around while I bake cookies. Less exciting but more tasty.

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