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Where does the good go

That’s a good party

A Yorkshire terrier was found dead in a washing machine Wednesday, the day after one of its owners hosted a party at a Nantucket home, police said.

Police believe the 8-year-old dog, estimated to weigh about 15 pounds, died when it was placed in a front-end washing machine and the machine was turned on Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, said Detective Lieutenant Jerry Adams of Nantucket police.

He said a daughter of the family that owns the house on Cliff Road, where the party took place, called police at 2:50 p.m. Wednesday and said she found the dog in the machine.

Can’t you just picture how this went down? Everyone is dancing around, the floored is littered with empty liquor and beer bottles, someone accidentally kicks the plug from the wall, music stops.
“Now, what?”
Says a partygoer.
“Put the dog in the telly?” queries another.
“That’s daft, man. Dog can’t go in the telly…but…”

via Karol

4 Responses to “That’s a good party”

  1. Rick Says:

    “telly”? “daft”? You know Nantucket is in Massachusetts, right?

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahahaaha six of one, half a dozen of the other.

  3. Casca Says:

    I can’t go into the details, but that’s not how it happened.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahahaha

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