Not so random question
So, if Obama loses, will he spend his beard growing days of misery wondering why he was touring Europe instead of swing states?
So, if Obama loses, will he spend his beard growing days of misery wondering why he was touring Europe instead of swing states?
July 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am
He’ll just run for German Chancellor. It’s not like he lacks an ounce of experience. So he has that going for him…
July 25th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I believe the traditional path is to become a perpetual gasbag, and collect a couple hundred mil from the idiots who own Google.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Oh, come on! He has to do the foreign thing to legitimize himself as a person who can handle foreign policy. Frankly, I think the International Obama Love Fest will go a long way towards showing America that a vote for Obama is a vote for recovering America’s place in the World Theater.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
uhm. gag. this kool aid tastes like shit.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Yep, cause if there’s one thing Americans consistently do when making decisions, it’s factor in whether or not it will make Europeans happy.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I dunno Jordan…the americans who care about theater are already voting Obama and the ones that care about foreign policy know that getting a passport stamp isn’t “experience” He’s better off moving to Ohio and trying to convince people he feels their pain.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
You’re all retarded. The average American isn’t going to pay any attention to any of this foolishness until the last week in October.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Lol, how right you are D, but his team has a plan to win without Ohio, probably because they know they can’t win it. He’ll carry Cuyahoga & Mahoning Counties, and lose the rest of the state. Oh, he may carry Columbus too. The place is full of fruitcakes.
Outside of packing the voter roles with dead people, and being a media darling, I don’t see him as being much of a retail campaigner, thus his premature Euro victory lap.
July 25th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Overheard (re jordan’s comment):
Man 1: mccain had a rally in germantown in ohio and only 4 people showed up. Obama has a rally in germany and 100,000 do.
Man 2: but only 4 of those people can vote.
July 26th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Okay, Obama provided Beer, Brots, and rock bands for his speech in Germany. You can get 100,000 people to show up for a dictionary reading under those circumstances.