Because my friends are competitive and like to know these things

First happy birthday call on my birthday: KJ. Thank you, Slim Shady. I will keep your shady shady secrets for at least a week. Are you home yet? ;)
Worst rendition of the happy birthday song I have ever heard in my whole life: Also goes to
KJ…unless he was just drowning cats in the bath when he called to wish me happy birthday.
Mwah. Looks like we will be picking up your option to renew. I promise to never give you pocket kings or aces ever again.
First happy birthday e-mail: Jamie
First happy birthday text: Alceste
First happy birthday comment: Kaz
First happy birthday email to Dawn Summers: JCN
First happy birthday IM: Woody
First happy birthday facebook wall post: Krishna
First happy birthday comment on IHO: G-train
First person ever to wish me an unhappy birthday: casca
Oooooh First happy birthday present: KJ! A trifecta! Those come in at 35:1!
First person to express joy about not being on this list: Mary
First person to wish me happy birthday in Spanish: Sabaka. She earns this honor despite my having to call her up with ye olde “so…it’s July 8th…wonder if anything happens on July 8th” opener.
First person to send me birthday flowers: pearatty! not only are they beautiful, but they serve the double duty of letting the doorman know it’s my birthday. So I’m all getting happy birthdayed as I leave the building! tee hee.

Now, just so you know, first to call me on my home phone, first to wish me happy birthday on myspace ,first person to wish me happy birthday in spanish, first person to wish me happy birthday in all these mediums, first person to wish me happy birthday via sky writing and first person to wish me a Clay Aiken themed happy birthday are still wide open.
Plus, the last person to wish me happy birthday on my birthday in all of these categories is still wide open.

Competition ends at midnight…I mean…um…my birthday ends at midnight.

Why yes, I have traded the birthday season for the birthday olympics…what?

Ok, that was soo much fun! Pi called to say “why haven’t I made the blog?” I said “what are you first in?” And then we had
First person to take me out to dinner on my birthday: Pi and dragged along as per usual was Peih
Karol wins first person to write me a birthday post…curious how ‘Karol sweet’ still involves my having the common sense of a Billy Goat.
Ari is the first person to wish me happy birthday in Hebrew. I think ever.
Thanks to Jake for the last birthday present on my birthday.
Mad props to April for the first superpoke of my birthday
Smokey of course for first myspace comment on my birthday
Last facebook wall post on my birthday: Sue (How incredible is facebook? I have messages from people that I have known throughout my whole life…like as young as 8 or 9 to folks I met just this year…I love it! Will have fun replying tomorrow.)

Thanks a million to everyone for being part of my special day.

17 Responses to “Because my friends are competitive and like to know these things”

  1. Ugarles Says:

    Happy Birthgay! (That’s the first Clay Aiken themed birthday greeting for those scoring at home.)

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    hahahhaha…I mean, shut the hell up.

  3. Mary Says:

    Dude, I am so glad I’m not anywhere on that list!

    : )

  4. Ari Says:

    You are the gayest. I assume you’ll accept that as an (unintended) compliment.

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    Our preferred term is “ghezest”

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    Dude, I am so glad I’m not anywhere on that list! well played, mary. You have learned well, grasshopper.

  7. Jason Says:

    First person to wish you happy birthday from Kansas, right here.

  8. MissusB Says:

    Please let me be the first person from Nebraska to wish you a very happy birthday! Cheers. Now go and eat a piece of corn.

  9. Ari Says:

    Fine.

    Yom hu’ledet sameach

  10. Dawn2 Says:

    I know that your own birthday is supposed to sneak up on you, but other people’s birthdays? Sheesh. This whole “birthday season” thing has totally thrown me off … all the same,
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    I am thinking happy birthday thoughts in your general direction. Can you hear them?

  11. Dawn Summers Says:

    I can hear them…can you think them more quietly though, I’ve been drinking!
    And yay! My first happy birthday’s from middle america. I like it!

  12. kj Says:

    Do you think I can make it to the American Idols finals next year. Be honest.

  13. kj Says:

    Do you think I can make it to the American Idols finals next year? Be honest.

  14. Chilly Says:

    I think getting a birthday acknowledgment from the G-Train counts as a Clay Aiken Themed birthday greeting.

  15. April Says:

    For the record, I sent the first birthday Super Poke. Not that I would notice such a thing.

  16. Smokey Says:

    OOOOoooo! I was the first to comment on Myspace and I didn’t even read the blog! I rock!

    Oh, yeah, and Happy Birthday.

    Also: did you like the flowers I grew?

  17. Anonymous Says:

    I’m the first to wish you a Happy Birthday two days after you celebrated it. Yay for Dallas.

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