Not so random thought

I love that “You startled me! I apologize” is whitespeak for “I’m not racist. I swear, I always scream and grab my purse when I’m startled. Obama ‘08″

4 Responses to “Not so random thought”

  1. Karol Says:

    Yes, electing him will end racism on the spot. He’s half-black you know!

  2. Casca Says:

    It’s not the color of your skin that causes that reaction. It’s the D behind your name.

  3. Jake Says:

    You have incorrectly quoted what everyone is thinking. Here is the correct quote:

    “I’m not racist. I swear, I always scream and grab my purse when I see a lawyer.”

  4. Ugarles Says:

    Don’t be silly, Jake. She doesn’t look like a lawyer.

    I mean, um, … YOU STARTLED ME!

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