It’s been fun hanging out with the 130 pounds of fury these past couple of days. I like that we both both share a bitter hatred that Ugarles is funnier than we are. Jerk. F-train is, of course, a shameless gossip and mercilessly honest, but he is much wiser than his girlish figure would suggest. I’m lucky to know him.
Happy Birthday, Original Assface
(Assface confirming conversation from dinner a couple of days ago:
It was at the Seahorse bar that Dawn Summers remembered why I am the original Assface. I believe the comment that did it was when I said, “You know that normally I wouldn’t defend X.” Dawn kept expecting me to say “…but in this instance” or something similar. Nope. I was just pointing out that I won’t normally defend X. Statements like that make me the original Assface.
Ftrain: Look Dawn, you know I would never defend X.
Everyone is quiet.
Alceste: See, normally there would be a but after that sentence.
Me: Yeah, no. I think he’s done.