Woman goes to prison for revenge against man

A college student who branded a date’s body with a scalding piece of metal as payback for never calling her after they had sex was sentenced to five years in prison Friday.

Kristina Caban, 23, had no comment as state Supreme Court Justice Michael Obus sentenced her for what he called a crime that was “not remotely justifiable.”

Tsk tsk…23…so young…lesson the first in vengeance planning: DON’T GET CAUGHT!

It’s called the Tonya Harding rule.

2 Responses to “Woman goes to prison for revenge against man”

  1. Casca Says:

    Yes, as we all know, had she amputated his penis and thrown it in a neighbors yard, she’d have walked.

  2. Pi Says:

    where did she brand him?

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