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R. Kelly might be trapped in the closet…but not in a jail cell

CHICAGO - R. Kelly was acquitted of all charges Friday after less than a day of deliberations in his child pornography trial, ending a six-year ordeal for the R&B superstar.

Kelly dabbed his face with a handkerchief and hugged each of his four attorneys after the verdict — not guilty on all 14 counts — was read. The Grammy award-winning singer had faced 15 years in prison if convicted.

All I can say is wow. Wow. WOW! THERE WAS VIDEO!

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Friday, June 13th, 2008 at 7:23 pm and is filed under Music. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “R. Kelly might be trapped in the closet…but not in a jail cell”

  1. Casca Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 10:25 pm

    You’ve never seen the video? You’ve probably never had sex sex with a guy who carries his porn around with him in a dufflebag, and pissed you you either. Such a sheltered life.

  2. Mark Poling Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Wow, when I saw this I thought, “the trial must have happened in Chicago.”

    Then I looked at the dateline on the story. Ayup.

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