Rachel Ray’s a terrorist!

I knew something was up with her!

(May 29) — Rachael Ray has been called many things — loud, brash, elementary, and so forth — but we’re pretty sure this is the first time we’ve heard her name and “terrorist” in the same conversation.

Dunkin’ Donuts has pulled an ad featuring the Food Network star after concerns grew about a scarf she wears during the commercial, the pattern of which bears resemblance to a keffiyeh, the traditional headdress that Arab men wear. The scarf has enraged conservative Fox News pundit Michelle Malkin and some others.

I knew it. Now, when are we shipping her off to Guantanamo?

4 Responses to “Rachel Ray’s a terrorist!”

  1. Casca Says:

    Not soon enough, add my description, grating.

  2. Gib Says:

    Right after dinner.

  3. Snoop Diggity-DANG-Dawg Says:

    She’s got that evil Joker-clown smile.

    *shiver*

  4. Anh Says:

    Shipping Rachel Ray to Guantanamo would be torture for the other inmate. Quick someone elect her to congress.

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