The Gay Train pulls into Vegas…

And manages to call me fat and an ass. Good to know moving out West hasn’t changed him.

4 Responses to “The Gay Train pulls into Vegas…”

  1. Mary Says:

    I think he called you black and an ass but not fat. That was reserved for the tourists riding the fuzzy burros to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

  2. Casca Says:

    Dang, he IS gay. What kind of self-respecting man goes to the canyon, and doesn’t do the 12+ mile trip to the bottom, and another 12 back up? I was dating The Russian when I went. We thought of riding the mules, but as she pointed out to me, “Darling, there is a 200 lb weight limit. You are too fat to ride the donkey!” Fucking bitch.

  3. F-Train Says:

    The kind that still has 12 hours in the car with his girlfriend, who absolutely cannot stand any kind of extended walking.

    And Mary is correct.

    You don’t want me to change Dawn. Your life would be that much emptier if I did.

  4. Casca Says:

    She’s weak. Cut her loose and find a showgirl.

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