If anyone asks, I was out playing poker

But just last week I was saying that New York needed a good race riot.

And just to do my part, anyone who believes a sixteen-year-old was out at midnight buying baby formula, um…is way more trusting than I am.

Also the conveniently placed tried and true “two black men,” also reeks. Wait for it.

Developing.

9 Responses to “If anyone asks, I was out playing poker”

  1. Karol Says:

    A sixteen year old Hasid is not a typical sixteen year old. He’s probably got 6 brothers and sisters, apiece, so it’s not that crazy that they ran out of formula. I guess you think the black guy who was attacked a few weeks ago is also lying, right?

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    then he shouldn’t be spending money for formula on the sabbath, right?

  3. Karol Says:

    He was released from the hospital Fri evening and the attack happened “after midnight” which likely means early Fri morning, instead of early Sat morning. But jumping to conclusions is rarely the wrong thing to do. Especially when trying to start a race riot.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Yes, exactly which is why I loved the “spokesman” saying that this was a hate crime and complaining how nyc never does anything when jews are attacked. Crown Heights Riots ‘08

  5. Karol Says:

    I’m glad we can agree that the concept of “hate” crimes is retarded. I am going to make sure to yell “I love black people!” when I kill you.

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    If you kill me, two of me will rise up to take my place and Al Sharpton will lead us to justice.

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    And I don’t think hate crimes as a concept is retarded. I think claiming that in Brooklyn, NY victimized jews are ignored is retarded. 41 shots.

  8. Casca Says:

    Jews riot? Who knew?

    As for the “41 shots”, was it only 41, the cops are out of control everywhere.

  9. Karol Says:

    Just as retarded as the idea that we need extra special sentencing guidelines for certain crimes. Black people aren’t exactly marginalized in brooklyn either.

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