Worst prayer ever
So, I’m matched up against this horrible horrible woman tonight. Did I mention she is horrible? Anyway, I hear the matchup and I instinctively put my hands together, look skyward and with not the slightest bit of irony say “Dear God, I hate this woman so much please let me beat her horribly. Amen.” My friend Adam looks at me and I’m like…yeah, huh…I should have probably phrased that…um…differently. I not only lost, but thought of my winning play on my car ride home.
Thusly Dawn is smoten.