Conversation of the Day
Me: I told Mary and Alceste that I was going to win. And I told Alceste that he could come in second, and then Mary was all hey, what about me? So I said she could come in second and Alceste could be third. And we all agreed, but they didn’t do it.
KJ: But you kept your word!
Those white people are always lying.
Me: I know! They’re all, hey come on, we’ll take you on a quick boatride. It’ll be fun!
KJ: Yeah, you’ll like it, lots of outdoor activities.
Me: Hahahahha…slavery is funny.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
You been robbin m*therf*uckers since the slave ships, with the same clip, and the same 4-5.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
first pocket that’s fat, the tech is to his back!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
The “tech” is to his back?
Dork. What, is he being held up with a soldering gun?
Even white guys know it’s “Tek”.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Mea Culpa.
Don’t you hate it when you call someone out on their spelling mistake, and then you make your own? Sorta takes the sting out of it, don’t it?
It’s “Tec”, as in “Tec-9″.
Please God, let that be my last faux pas (doubtful though).
April 16th, 2008 at 1:32 am
I’m confused. I thought Fisch was the gayest man in NYC.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:01 am
No, that would be F-Train. Fisch is the guy who f*cks your mother. Just because it’s in her ass doesn’t mean he’s gay.
April 16th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Whoa whoa whoa, we were having a pleasant conversation about slavery and someone dragged homosexual acts into it!
And I corrected Dawn’s “tech” only recently.
April 16th, 2008 at 10:50 am
No, that would be F-Train.
Gayest man in NYC who has sex with a hot female Asian Jew. Ship it!
April 16th, 2008 at 10:53 am
I have no comeback for that. F-Train wins!
April 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am
“Female Asian Jew”, ha, ha, sure you did. Did she have a unicorn? Oh wait, I DO know one. God, I hope you didn’t leave her anyway of ever contacting you again.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
I don’t have a unicorn.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Pearatty has a unicorn!
April 16th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
It’s well known that having sex with a hot female Asian Jew is one of the most common ways to mask male homosexuality. Kinsey wrote about it. Look it up.
And technically, the Unicorns belong to the church.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:48 am
I have a unicorn.