Conversation of the Day

Me: I told Mary and Alceste that I was going to win. And I told Alceste that he could come in second, and then Mary was all hey, what about me? So I said she could come in second and Alceste could be third. And we all agreed, but they didn’t do it.
KJ: But you kept your word!
Those white people are always lying.
Me: I know! They’re all, hey come on, we’ll take you on a quick boatride. It’ll be fun!
KJ: Yeah, you’ll like it, lots of outdoor activities.
Me: Hahahahha…slavery is funny.

14 Responses to “Conversation of the Day”

  1. Karol Says:

    You been robbin m*therf*uckers since the slave ships, with the same clip, and the same 4-5.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    first pocket that’s fat, the tech is to his back!

  3. Jamie Says:

    The “tech” is to his back?

    Dork. What, is he being held up with a soldering gun?

    Even white guys know it’s “Tek”.

  4. Jamie Says:

    Mea Culpa.

    Don’t you hate it when you call someone out on their spelling mistake, and then you make your own? Sorta takes the sting out of it, don’t it?

    It’s “Tec”, as in “Tec-9″.

    Please God, let that be my last faux pas (doubtful though).

  5. Casca Says:

    I’m confused. I thought Fisch was the gayest man in NYC.

  6. Jamie Says:

    No, that would be F-Train. Fisch is the guy who f*cks your mother. Just because it’s in her ass doesn’t mean he’s gay.

  7. Karol Says:

    Whoa whoa whoa, we were having a pleasant conversation about slavery and someone dragged homosexual acts into it!

    And I corrected Dawn’s “tech” only recently.

  8. F-Train Says:

    No, that would be F-Train.

    Gayest man in NYC who has sex with a hot female Asian Jew. Ship it!

  9. Jamie Says:

    I have no comeback for that. F-Train wins!

  10. Casca Says:

    “Female Asian Jew”, ha, ha, sure you did. Did she have a unicorn? Oh wait, I DO know one. God, I hope you didn’t leave her anyway of ever contacting you again.

  11. BWoP Says:

    I don’t have a unicorn.

  12. Dawn Summers Says:

    Pearatty has a unicorn!

  13. Pearatty Says:

    It’s well known that having sex with a hot female Asian Jew is one of the most common ways to mask male homosexuality. Kinsey wrote about it. Look it up.

    And technically, the Unicorns belong to the church.

  14. Ugarles Says:

    I have a unicorn.

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