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Fun with Dawn

I’m at a poker game last night, I tap my jacket pocket and hear a crinkling sound.
“Ooh, what’s that?!” I exclaim (see the exclamation point? That’s me exclaiming.)
Poker player #1: Is it money?
Me: I hope so! I again, exclaiming.
As I open up the pocket to pull whatever it is out, poker player #2 says “Oh, it’s____”Go play, you’re poker player #2.

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 at 12:17 pm and is filed under Personal. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

7 Responses to “Fun with Dawn”

  1. Dawn2 Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    just some extra-crispy bacon i brought along in case i got hungry.

  2. Pearatty Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    A condom?

  3. Casca Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    Only sailors use condoms baby. The answer is a bag of chili flavored fritos.

  4. Pearatty Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Non-sailors use chili-flavored fritos for safe sex? Delicious.

  5. Casca Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Yes, and it explains away that telltale burning sensation.

  6. DRobbSki Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Directions to the nearest TGIFridays?

  7. Jordan Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    “…my Get Out of Jail Free card. I knew it would be handy in this game!”

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