Foot tastes good
My cousin was with this girl Jennifer for like eight years. She had a son from a previous relationship and they lived together in an apartment not far from my mom. Anyway, a few years ago he dumped her and starting going out with another chick. They had a kid two years ago, and my mom has been hassaling me to go meet her and the baby. But I was too busy. I don’t really have that excuse anymore, so today was the day. This new chick is a hairdresser, so I went with my mom to her shop to see if she could fix the disaster that is my hair. She primarily speaks Spanish, so she and my mom are chatting away, while I smiled and nodded. Right off the bat, I make the following observation. She’s light-skinned, long dar hair, petite…pretty much looks just like Jennifer. Except she has a mole on her cheek. I guess when you have a type, you have a type. Anyway, she’s washing my hair and says I need to cut it because the ends are damaged. I shake my head. My mother intervenes and says “You’ll never get that girl to cut her hair, Jennifer.” I bolt upright and without thinking say “Hold up! Your name is Jennifer, too???!” My mother gives me such a look. I slink back down in my chair and proceed to blog this so I don’t have to make eye contact with anyone for a while.
But dyaaaam.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
My cousin dated a series of Jennifers for a while in the mid-90s. It was quite the family funny, and because we have no shame, we never kept it a secret from the girls. Now my other two cousins, both brothers, are married… both to Jennifers.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
haha…do they all look alike, too? I mean it’s just creeeeepy!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Since you mentioned it, yes, the three Kellys were of a type.
April 7th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Was Eddie still working there?
April 7th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
No Heather, it’s Heather’s turn.