Tied for Conversation of the Day
Me: We could play Scrabble…
Pearatty: Yeah…I’m not in the mood for an MRI
Me: We wouldn’t be playing with Fisch.
Pearatty: Umm…dude, you are Fisch.
Me: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN SUUUCKED! What on earth could you have possibly liked about it?
Pearatty: Well, it’s an exposition on evil.
Me: No it’s not. That guy stole two million dollars, it’s not evil to kill as many people as necessary to get that kind of money back.
Pearatty: (Stares at me horrified.)
Me: Um…okay, maybe not as many people as necessary…but certainly five or six…
Pearatty: Continues to stare
Me: Three to five?