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Archive for March, 2008

Conversation of the Day

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

KJ: Are you closer to the G train or the F?
Mary: The F. That’s why F-train’s blog is called riding the F-train.
Me: I think there’s also some double entendre going on with the title…
Mary: Ha! So he really wouldn’t want to be the G train…everybody would definitely call it the Gay Train.

All I gotta say is ewww all around, dude

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Honestly, how does he go around with his face showing?

Conversation du jour

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Wendy: My favorite grandma saying is ‘don’t let the screen door hitcha where the good lord splitcha’
Jamie: But you’re a girl so the good lord splitcha in a couple of places.
HighonPoker: Hahaha. Don’t let the screendoor hitcha in the vagina.

Not so random thought

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

You know how people say “it’s not that I’m even mad about that”? Yeah, they’re totally mad about that. Hahahhahhhaha

Hey, Hey I wanna be a rockstar

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

Okay, so I may or may not have listened Britney’s “Piece of Me’ on repeat all the way from BKNY to NJUSA. And we’ve come up with our personalized version:

I’m Mrs. got three blogs and watches TV
You wanna beef with me
I’m Mrs. oh my God that Dawn is crazy
You wanna beef with me
I’m Mrs. hates to lose and loves to win
You wanna beef with me
I’m Mrs hates your guts but wears a grin
You wanna beef with me
Youtube video forthcoming! Tubbie ’09m ya heard?

Arrrgghhhh

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

I am so tired of buying new earphones every three weeks. I’m contemplating a class action suit against earbud companies.

It takes two to lie, Marge, one to lie and one to listen

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

My mother: You’re going there to gamble?
Me: No, they have all these outlet malls and I need new clothes. Plus, the hotel is free.

That’s some booolsheet

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

I like introducing new features on Clareified. I haven’t done so in quite some time, so I proudly announce the creation of “that’s some boolsheet.” Kinda like a not so random thought, but with attitude.
So one of your best friends is getting married and you don’t even get to go on the cake tastings? That’s some boolsheet.

Clareified: subpar blogging since 2008

Not so random thought

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

If I were a nine year old girl, me and my friends would so have a dance routine to ‘Piece of Me’ by Britney. We’d do one of those backward snake moves at that ‘Britney she’s so shameless’ line!
Umm…wait…it is cool to like Britney again, right? This is the comeback all is forgiven period.

Hahahahhaha

Monday, March 24th, 2008 by Dawn Summers

“Everybody gets a big day except me. Spanish girls get a quincinera, jews get mitzvahs at 13, rich girls get sweet sixteens. Everyone gets a big day except Christian boys!” -Bobby Hill