If you wonder why I hate Karol so very violently…
this post is for you.
So, I figured out my Buffy comic buying problem. Simply put, my strategy of waiting to buy two or three at a time was not working. And while I do hate buying them one at a time and then waiting a month or two for the next one, that’s far better than missing an issue or having some dillhole ruin it for me. And so today I went out and bought the March issue. It was the first time I had been so on top of it and this what happened. I’m on line at Midtown Comics waiting to pay and the guy behind the counter says “did you see the LAST PAGE OF BUFFY??” The woman behind the counter says “Forget the last page, did you see the FIRST FIVE??” I immediately stick my fingers in my ears, because I had no plans to read the issue for a couple of weeks…a modified version of my original not having to wait a month for the next issue plan. So of course, there I am chatting away with her royal evilness and she goes “so hey, did you know” and then she spoils the issue’s spoiler.
March 6th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I’m watching every episode of Big Love on the night it airs.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I was married to a woman like that. Couldn’t watch a movie without her ruining it.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Oh, there’ll be some night where you have to go out and I’ll be there.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Not if she doesn’t invite you.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
You know, instead of writing a post about how much you hate me, you should be thanking me. I always keep you abreast of news that might interest you. Like, when Jamie Gold won the world series and I told you. I knew you’d want to know! Buffy gone gay? That’s totally up your alley.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
It was the Hachem win you ruined for me. I had forgotten that. You will be repaid for both. In spades.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
and now you promise to pay off her next spades flush? It really doesn’t seem like you hate her at all.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:41 am
And I would like to point out that while I conscientiously left out the spoiler that Karol dumped on me this evening so as not to ruin it for others, Karol decided to go ahead and ruin it for others anyway. Just sayin. In the battle of good and evil…
March 7th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Yeah. Now I hate Karol too.
March 7th, 2008 at 11:13 am
What took you so long pearatty?
March 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am
hahahha, I was just going to comment that.
March 7th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Yeah. Now I hate Karol too.
You know, Pearatty, I miss the days when this site had polite discourse and we didn’t have to throw the “hate” word around so much, don’t you?
March 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I know! Political discourse is one thing, though. Don’t mess with Buffy.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Aw, you know I can’t hate you for long Karol. I’ll always have a soft spot for volatile redheads.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
What? Wait…nooo…stay strong pearatty. I’ve lost too many good people to her evilness already! She’s like Glory with the brain sucking.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I’m not reading the poker novel because I already know who killed the WSOP champion AND that the journalist kills her in the final chapter.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHA
March 7th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Ugarles, you just made NOT reading the poker novel post a little easier for me. Thanks.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Aw, you know I can’t hate you for long Karol.
Really? Then you must not be doing it right.
March 7th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Aw, you know I can’t hate you for long Karol. I’ll always have a soft spot for volatile redheads.
And also I took your side in the pie should go on lap debate.
March 7th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
KJ, Ugarles — congratulations on making the list. Now, you’re all on the list. Except pearatty. She’s not on the list.
March 7th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
I don’t even get named. I’m just the “you’re all” summation. Oh, man.
March 7th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I had the lesbian thing spoiled elsewhere (thank you very much “Entertainment” section of Google News.) I went out and bought the issue the very next day.
…
WHAT?!? I forgot it came out…
…OK, bad choice of words.
March 7th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I’m just the “you’re all” summation. Dude, you’re on the list so many times it went from being called the ’shit list’ to the ‘Fisch list’ last year. Where’s my backgammon set, blat.
March 7th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Man, who talk that potty-mouthed those Russian curse words?
March 7th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
English only in the comment section.
March 7th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Where’s my Nobu dinner? Blat. (I don’t care. Have them ship it!)
March 7th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
hahha
March 8th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Yay! I’m not on the list. Who woulda thought this particular post would generate so many comments?
March 8th, 2008 at 3:00 am
Nobody
March 9th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Yeah, nobody.
March 10th, 2008 at 10:19 am
lol