Clareified

Somebody has started watching Battlestar Gallactica

(17:53:59) Dawn: what’s a slam book?
(17:54:03) Ari: WHAT???
(17:54:19) Ari: I would have guessed you were the originator of the concept!
(17:54:27) Dawn: oooh do tell
(17:55:02) Ari: it’s basically a book where you delineate your friends bad qualities
(17:55:12) Ari: it’s so up your alley!
(17:56:39) Dawn: hmm
(17:56:43) Dawn: and is it an actual book
(17:56:46) Dawn: or is there a website
(17:56:57) Dawn: and can i do it anonymously as some of my friends are russian

US Senators survive emergency landing in Afghanistan.

Though I’ve come hella close.

This is it.
In one hour I have my exit interview. I have packed my things. Turns out seven years in Big Law equals 19 boxes and one mini refrigerator.
And a towel, but I stuck it in one of the boxes.
I am surprisingly nonchalant about the whole thing. I mean it’s weird. I’m supposed to feel something, here, right? Fear, happiness, excitement, I don’t know…anything but nothing.
Well, funny story, my official last day is tomorrow, but I’m calling in “Scrabble tournament.”

I wonder what Tom Brady is doing today.

Is it wrong that I’m writing a post that includes the words Barack Obama and affair so that whenever the news breaks, I’ll get tons of hits early?

Fisch said that at the rate that I buy lottery tickets, if I win the Mega millions jackpot, I’ll be the first winner to just break even. Well, I’m not going to lie I bought a crapload of lottery tickets today. I’ve been chasing this particularl jackpot for two and a half weeks. I mean, I totally fit the profile of the winner. No job, just got out of the hospital, perrenial loner, God fearing church goer…this is my time. I’ve just got to buy enough tickets to hit the right combination of numbers…volume, volume, volume.

Jesse L. Martin to leave Law & Order

LOS ANGELES - Jesse L. Martin is putting down his “Law & Order” detective’s shield, and Anthony Anderson is in negotiations to pick it up.

Martin, who has been with the NBC drama since fall 1999, will film an episode to air this spring explaining the departure of his character, New York police Detective Ed Green, a person familiar with the show said Wednesday.
Not only does this move greatly diminish the chances that I will randomly bump into Jesse someday, apparently it also means that K-Ville has been canceled.

What zee hell man?