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Some model I’ve never heard of is found dead

The body of model Katoucha is found in a river.

Pshaw, if she were truly a top model she wouldn’t even leave behind a body, she’d die and evaporate.

4 Responses to “Some model I’ve never heard of is found dead”

  1. Casca Says:

    Like that Donne guy said, “No man is an island.”

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    Look at casca classing up the blog with literary references.

  3. Gerard Says:

    How do you accidentally fall into The Seine?

    Isn’t that like 500 miles long, apprx?

    Seems like that would be pretty hard to miss.

  4. Casca Says:

    Heh, if you were a beautiful woman with no clitoris, wouldn’t YOU jump in the river. The accidental part is what we used to call a gallant lie. That was before Oprah & Donahue, when people still had a part of their life they didn’t share with the public.

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