Where does the good go

Best dream ever

So, I’m at some kind of sporting event — maybe the US Open…and I’m up in the top section. I look down and Tom Brady is posing for some pictures in the first row of my section with some bald kid, I guess it was sick or something.
I gasp and instinctively say ‘Hi Tom’ and wave furiously!
He glances up, but doesn’t say anything.
I’m all oops, sorrry, finish with the sick kid. He finishes posing for pictures and climbs up to where I am. You got a football? I say yeah…cause evidently dreamworld Dawn carries around regulation footballs in her bag…I toss it to him, he catches it and signs it for me, He then gets in his stance and gets ready to throw it back and I say “No! I’ll never catch it…I’m no Randy Moss.” He laughs and says “You can do it,” and throws a perfect spiral right to me! I totally catch it and I’m so happy, he climbs up to me and gives me a big hug. And then he says “it’s not your fault!” And then I say “it’s not yours either!” And then we both say “offensive line” at the same time. We’re so adorable me and Tom.

9 Responses to “Best dream ever”

  1. Sean Says:

    How lame do you have to be when in a dream with the one you lust after, you only get a hug?

    Drew Barrymore does not get off that easy in our nocturnal meetings.

  2. Dawn Summers Says:

    ewww…I do not lust after Tom Brady. I respect his awesome talent. His totally awesome hot talent.

  3. Casca Says:

    You can lie to your significant other. You can lie to the IRS. You can even lie in court, but don’t lie to yourself.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Dude, you can never ever lie in court.

  5. Gib Says:

    Dude, you can never ever lie in court.

    Could you tell all the people who keep doing it then? I don’t think enough copies of that memo went around.

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    Well, there are a number of exceptions…if someone is trying to put you in jail, or someone who can kill you if you testify against them, or if they’re trying win a huge money judgment or even a small money judgment, then lying in court might be necessary..prudent even.

  7. Anon Says:

    Tom Brady seems so hot to me. Like he would be the most intimate and attentive of lovers. You gotta believe this guy is rockin it as a great lover and mate. No wonder a gal like Ms. Moynihan would try to trap him with a pregnancy in her desperation to keep him. Over a year later and she is STILL not over Brady Love. Then there is the Brazilian glamgoddess Gisele. She is another the next on his conquest. She looks so smitten with him like she cannot wait to get this guy back into their bedroom so she can maul him. I wish I could dream of Tom. Some dreams are just so hot.

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Uhh…so evidently I dream wrong. Who knew.

  9. Gerard Says:

    I’m no Randy MoWes Welker.


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