Clareified

I got the brace off my right foot a couple of days ago. Of course, it’s still pretty swollen and hurts like a mother, so I had to buy men’s sneakers three times my size to stick it in. It takes so long to get my foot in them and relace it up that I have time to have the same conversation with myself every morning.
After ten minutes lacing up the right foot, I say:
“How’s the shoe?”
Then I say, “it’s on the foot,” then I quickly stick my left foot in and say “and now the shoe is on the other foot!” And I laugh my head off.

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Friday, December 7th, 2007 at 1:23 am and is filed under wacky people. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.