Day Two

It has been 75 hours and thirty four minutes since my last television watching. I watched last week’s episode of House.
Yesterday was the first day I was actually tempted to watch…I think I missed Desperate Housewives, but maybe not.
It has been a couple of years since I tried to go any amount of time without television. I was re-reading posts from those days and boy was I angry. All the time.
Not scary angry, funny angry, as in kill you with a pick ax, but laugh while I do it angry. Hmm…okay, that might be a little scary.
I was going to write something about how I’m not that angry these days, but no, actually I’m pretty angry.
And can someone tell me why New York City refuses to allow me to drive a car in Midtown. Or why Karol insists on waking me up nine times before 10 a.m.? And how come you can tell right away if a thing is good, but if takes a while to know if a thing is bad and if you decide it is bad, well, all the more sucky for spending extra time with it? Oh and why am I Karol’s pie delivery service? And…AND why do people think they can double dip their food in my sauce. As in, dip, take a bite and then DIP AGAIN. Why don’t you just lick my face with your germy tongue and get it over with? Or why no matter how tactfully put, you just can’t utter the phrase “I don’t care,” without offending people. Good thing I no longer care about offending people. Why?
Because people suck.
28 days to go.
I need a No Television tag.

7 Responses to “Day Two”

  1. fisch Says:

    You’re just an angry woman.

  2. Ari Says:

    yeah – you missed a DH storm of some sort. I just saw the last five seconds and Lynette was freaking out. Don’t worry though, Wisteria Lane looked decimated but you probably didn’t miss anything.

  3. Dawn Summers Says:

    Eh, it’s on my Tivo, I’ll see it eventually. Oh…”Tivo” is like a VCR from your day.

  4. Anwyn Says:

    I booted DH right over the side without watching one single TiVo’d episode. I was going to give this season a look because of the Fillion, but not even for him could I push myself back into it. One less show to miss when the strike does in the season.

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    Oh, it’s actually really good this year. Nathan’s funny.

  6. Anwyn Says:

    That he is.

    Too bad I just deleted them all, like two nights ago.

  7. Ugarles Says:

    No-TV-December doesn’t count if you follow it up with a double-vegetating January.

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