Someone needs a financial planner

Available     Checking Deposit   $ 3.19       
Available     Savings Deposit   $ 1.30    
Avaliable e-Savings $ 5.37      

Yes, so for those of you playing along at home, Dawn Summers has less than ten dollars to her name until payday.

8 Responses to “Someone needs a financial planner”

  1. Petitedov Says:

    Whoa! I thought this blog was PG-13, I see you stepped into the R category with that category. And remember this is what credit cards are for!

  2. Jamie Says:

    You need a ‘Weinstein’

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_You_Wish_Upon_a_Weinstein

  3. Falstaff Says:

    And the bad part is, you get paid on the 30th of each month, right?

  4. Casca Says:

    I could front you some ooof, but what good would that do? You’d just waste it on a busted flush. I may as well do it.

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    No, I wouldn’t waste it on the busted flush, I would waste it on the flush draaaawwww…totally different.

  6. fisch Says:

    you could always pawn the flowers

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    No. I know you’d buy them on the cheap and try to sell them back to me for a hundred.

  8. Consigliere Says:

    Uh-huh. This reads like a classic sin of omission.

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