Dear mofo bastards on myspace,

What? The Mets didn’t make the playoffs?

No way! Thanks for the heads up.

DIAF,

Dawn Summers

10 Responses to “Dear mofo bastards on myspace,”

  1. Ari Says:

    How dare you call me a bastard! I dare you to call me that in front of either of my (married and quite alive) parents. Bitch - perhaps. Bastard - never.

  2. Karol Says:

    And Ron Lad’s parents were both married at the time of his birth too.

  3. Ugarles Says:

    Excuse me. I have to go tell you on Facebook.

  4. Dawn Summers Says:

    Oh, Ugarles. This is why I am under no delusion that you are quirkier than my other friends.

  5. Ari Says:

    well if you were friends with you that’d take care of that but alas, you must turn to the faithful Ugarteles :)

  6. Karol Says:

    Does DIAF stand for “die in a fire”?

  7. Ugarles Says:

    If it makes you feel any better, my guys had four separate losing streaks of 4 or more in the first half, came out of the All-Star break losing 14 of 16 and closed the season losing 13 of 15. I’m just trying to drag people down to my level. You could have left that myspace for me back in July.

    Hey, why am I being conciliatory? You’re the one always begging for comments! And now I’ve given you two. Plus one on facebook!

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Quirkier indeed.

  9. Ugarles Says:

    I just got that. *sigh* Well played, Dawn Summers. Well played.

  10. Dawn Summers Says:

    ;)

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