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Mets fall out of first…

I’ve been spending a lot of time with Mets fans, who, well, just weren’t so keen on my Mets Suck based fandom. Something tells me right about now, they are ready.

Okay, kids. Gather round, here it is:

I love the Mets. Even the orange and blue combo they’ve got going. But I love that the Mets suck. That’s what they do. We love them anyway. And sometimes, just um…once every few decades or so, the baseball deities reward our faith in the Suck and we get to be World Champions.

That’s why our motto is Ya Gotta Believe…I mean honestly. So cheer up. The Mets suck. Ya Gotta Believe that somehow, someday, they will win something. Just not today.

6 Responses to “Mets fall out of first…”

  1. Karol Says:

    I dunno. You did some serious trash talking this year. Mets fans can easily blame you for this outcome.

  2. Karol Says:

    And on a different note, you were told you were sucking JOY not fun.

  3. Ari Says:

    Gotta go with K on this. Mets fans and their insanely misplaced bravado… I love the sheer cockiness every summer. Like you all don’t know exactly what happens in the fall (uhm – literally).

  4. KJ Says:

    I can’t wait for your next post about the Mets. I have the feeling that you gave up on the team already, Dawn.

    Hey well, we are back to where we belong… which is the 1st place.

    Let’s Go Mets! and the METS DO NOT SUCK! This is Yanks’ fan talk.

    BTW The Mets love you too Dawn.

  5. Dawn Summers Says:

    See, in my philosophy, you never give up on them.

  6. Ari Says:

    No? How’s about now?

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