I’ve been spending a lot of time with Mets fans, who, well, just weren’t so keen on my Mets Suck based fandom. Something tells me right about now, they are ready.
Okay, kids. Gather round, here it is:
I love the Mets. Even the orange and blue combo they’ve got going. But I love that the Mets suck. That’s what they do. We love them anyway. And sometimes, just um…once every few decades or so, the baseball deities reward our faith in the Suck and we get to be World Champions.
That’s why our motto is Ya Gotta Believe…I mean honestly. So cheer up. The Mets suck. Ya Gotta Believe that somehow, someday, they will win something. Just not today.