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Archive for September, 2007

The More You Know…

Sunday, September 30th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Okay kids, now you shouldn’t ever try to scam money from your mother, but if you’re going to try…you shouldn’t call your mom claiming to need $500 because you’re braindead. Just sayin’. And yeah folks, that is a true story.

My mother’s competitiveness sucks the joy out of Mets fans

Sunday, September 30th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

“Hahahahhaha. What happened to the Mets? Weren’t they in first place all along? Hahahahhha. That’s what people get for spending a whole lot of money on jerseys for a loser team. If you had bought a Yankees’ jersey, you could wear it proudly instead of hiding it in shame. Hahahahahahaha” -my mother. That’s right, trash talked by my mom. What up?

I’ll be doing the Tuffel Shuffel in my room, if anyone’s looking for me.

Quote of the Day

Sunday, September 30th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

“Poor Kearns” -Karol

Mets fall out of first…

Saturday, September 29th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

I’ve been spending a lot of time with Mets fans, who, well, just weren’t so keen on my Mets Suck based fandom. Something tells me right about now, they are ready.

Okay, kids. Gather round, here it is:

I love the Mets. Even the orange and blue combo they’ve got going. But I love that the Mets suck. That’s what they do. We love them anyway. And sometimes, just um…once every few decades or so, the baseball deities reward our faith in the Suck and we get to be World Champions.

That’s why our motto is Ya Gotta Believe…I mean honestly. So cheer up. The Mets suck. Ya Gotta Believe that somehow, someday, they will win something. Just not today.

Sigh

Friday, September 28th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

One day I am going to take an automotive course, so that I can stop taking my car to the dealership for service and saying things like “Um…I don’t know anything about cars, can you just check everything and fix it if anything is wrong no matter what the cost?” Because honestly, one of these days, the salesdude is going to die of a massive heart attack after all the jumping up and down and woo hooing that they do when they see me coming.
Pout.

First place team says…

Friday, September 28th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Hey, we’ve got company.

Aha!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

I finally have proof positive that Blockbuster Online is sending me random movies.

They mailed me a Ralph Macchio “film” that doesn’t have the word Karate in the title.

Not so random thought

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

I wonder if God reads blogs. Okay, specifically, my blog.

Conversation of the Day

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Karol: You know those people who talk about their problems and their feelings and work them out cause they’re like… normal?
Me: No. Doesn’t ring a bell.

Hmm…Ftrain is going deep sea fishing this weekend…

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

When fish attack.

via Gib