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Note to medical professionals

The next time I scream in unimagineable pain in your office due to you touching some newly hacked up part of my being and you casually respond with “so you’re experiencing some ’sensitivity’ in that area,” I will kick you in the nads.

That is all.

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 at 11:53 am and is filed under Dire Warnings. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Note to medical professionals”

  1. Gib Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    Then, as they writhe in pain, you can ask if they’re experiencing any sensitivity in that area.

  2. Eric Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Hah. I think they have a class in med school on how to understate pain. Right before a doctor caused me the most pain I’ve experienced in my last five lifetimes he said “This may be a little uncomfortable.”

  3. Chugarte Says:
    August 23rd, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    I will kick you in the nads - with the other foot, I presume.

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