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Archive for August, 2007

Connecticut is beeeeeyooootiful in December!

Friday, August 31st, 2007 by Dawn Summers


Been wondering what Clay Aiken has been up to? Well, the “American Idol” puppy has signed to do a Christmas show at the Mohegan Sun Dec. 9. (Okay, so he likes to start celebrating early.

I have been wondering what Clay was up to! Just in time for the Dawn Summers all cured and driving again season.

via Ugarles

Fun with racism

Friday, August 31st, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Yes, the first minute of this clip is retardedly dumb, but I don’t know how to crop it and the rest is funny stuff…uh…all rights reserved…um…copyright Fox…er…I don’t even know how this clip got on my blog. Cease and desist and so on.

You call it child endangerment…

Thursday, August 30th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

I call it creative problem solving:

A woman was arrested on suspicion of letting her 5-year-old son drive her around while she was intoxicated, police said.

Holly Schnobrich, 24, of Lafayette, was charged with two counts of felony neglect and public intoxication after neighbors told police of the incident early Sunday in the Saddlebrook subdivision.

Mom arrested for letting five year old drive the car while she was drunk.

I don’t know anything about criminal law, but I’m guessing “but I was drunk” is not going to be an adequate defense here…

Not so random thought

Thursday, August 30th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

The best thing about only being able to wear one shoe is finally being able to wear those socks whose mates have been lost to the washing machine gods.

Oh man, me too

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

keys

Fun with red states

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

A Colorado Springs elementary school is banning the game of tag on its playground — after some children complained that they’d been chased or harassed against their will.

Assistant Principal Cindy Fesgen of the Discovery Canyon Campus school said running games will be allowed, as long as students don’t chase each other.

Hey, Colorado…SMACK. You’re it.

Miss Teen South Carolina defends herself on The Today Show

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

My personal favorite is her answer to the last question “what do you plan to do now”? She sure pronounces “become a porn star” funny.

Idiot’s cure for insomnia

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Step 1: Take two Tylenol PM
Step 2: Insert Matt Damon’s “The Good Shepard” into the DVD player
Step 3: Kick yourself for wasting two perfectly good Tylenol PM

Giving new meaning to the phrase ‘over my dead body’…

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Man arrested for…um…’abusing’ corpse.

So that’s where the stereotype about blonds comes from…

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 by Dawn Summers