Scene: Dawn may or may not have been saying “Atia of the Julii, I call for justice” over and over and over and over and over again, so that by the time we got to the car, Alceste immediately plugged in Mary’s ipod and pressed play as we were leaving the Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot.
Alceste: This is the inaugural playing of Liz Phair in the Professor!
Me: No it’s not. I listen to ‘Why can’t I’ all the time.
Alceste: Okay, it’s the inaugural playing of good Liz Phair in the Professor
Me: (quietly starts to sing ‘Why Can’t I) Why Can’t I breathe whenever I think about youuuu
Alceste: Dawn. I will hit the next speed bump…HARD.