Seriously. I mean, I enjoy a good neck bite from a sexy vampire like David Boreanaz or James Marsters, or even prettyboy Brad Pitt or crazyman Tom Cruise. Or at least I would if any of them were nice Jewish boy vampires. Otherwise there’s too much guilt. But you zombie Facebook biters have got to get a day job. Like maybe throwing sheep.
I worry about you–all that brain eating and you’ve got to be pretty smart by now. Why not figure out a way for me to import blog posts to the homepage of a group? Or do something constructive with your time? Like petition Joss Whedon to bring back Firefly? Or start a Scrabble blog? (Yes, Dawn, this means you.)
Oh, for those of you (read: total losers) who are not on facebook…they have a zombie program that I have um…taken quite a liking to…so again, if you want me to throw sheep at you and bite you at regular intervals, join facebook!
Oh and I get to beat up on Chugarte at Scrabble all day long. We don’t so much like the getting beat up on by Fisch. That’s less fun.