Esther is mad funny

Seriously. I mean, I enjoy a good neck bite from a sexy vampire like David Boreanaz or James Marsters, or even prettyboy Brad Pitt or crazyman Tom Cruise. Or at least I would if any of them were nice Jewish boy vampires. Otherwise there’s too much guilt. But you zombie Facebook biters have got to get a day job. Like maybe throwing sheep.

I worry about you–all that brain eating and you’ve got to be pretty smart by now. Why not figure out a way for me to import blog posts to the homepage of a group? Or do something constructive with your time? Like petition Joss Whedon to bring back Firefly? Or start a Scrabble blog? (Yes, Dawn, this means you.)

-Esther

Oh, for those of you (read: total losers) who are not on facebook…they have a zombie program that I have um…taken quite a liking to…so again, if you want me to throw sheep at you and bite you at regular intervals, join facebook!

Oh and I get to beat up on Chugarte at Scrabble all day long. We don’t so much like the getting beat up on by Fisch. That’s less fun.

2 Responses to “Esther is mad funny”

  1. Esther Kustanowitz Says:

    Gee, thanks, Crazy Dawn Summers…and I’m particularly gratified that said note has prompted a think tank to emerge about how to indeed bring back Firefly if my favorite character no longer walks among the living. Or the undead. Which brings us back to zombies. So stop biting people!

  2. Chugarte Says:

    Beat up on who?

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