Harry Potter Movie Review

There are no spoilers really, unless you think “this movie blows” is a spoiler. I mean, since, who are we kidding, you’re going to see it anyway.

They also totally need a new Ron. Life has not been kind to him, though that Daniel Ratcliff is growing to be quite the hottie.

Yes, yes I know. That’s how Mary Kay Latourneau started. Shut it.

Blah. Also Dumbeldore is miscast. He’s too short and bouncy. I didn’t notice it so much in the last one. What else. Oh, that Luna whatever her last name is is A-Dor-A-Ble.

Oh and how’d they manage to find the one ugly cute-Asian-chick in all of Britain to play Harry’s love interest?

Ugh.

I want my money and my two hours and 18 minutes back.

One Response to “Harry Potter Movie Review”

  1. Petitedov Says:

    Really? I thought it was the best out of all the Potter films so far (no Quiditch!) I also felt a bit pervy for thinking Harry is quite, um, cute. I like Ron, although I thought he was completely written out of this movie.

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