Super Duper Advanced Warning
Oh my GAWD. This took FOREVER!!! But with assface’s birthday safely done away with it….the totally awesome fantabulous Dawn Summers birthday season begineth!
DAWN SUMMERS’ BIRTHDAY SEASON OF LOVE AND ADORATION
6/30-7/1 Maryland
7/7-7/8 New York
7/14-7/15 Montana
7/20-7/22 California
7/27 -IHO tournament birthday season invitational
Oh and in case you forgot, I have a wishlist for all your shopping needs.
And yes, people who are constantly getting lost with me in my car…that navigational system is still on it. 
We also take cash, checks, credit cards, fun gadgets and gizmos, anything Clay Aikeny, Beyonce Atlantic City concert tickets, the Wii, one on one time with Oprah Winfrey, a seat in Congress or an invisible plane.
Oh and in order of awesomely awesome things that are totally and completely free, Dawn Summers loves:
1. Clareified Comments.
2. Links.
3. IHO comments, especially to the extent that it results in my posts having more comments than Karol’s posts because…um…we hate her.
4. Myspace comments.
5. Flickr comments.
6. Getting sheep thrown at us on facebook. Requires the superpoker application. Hint. Hint.
7. Tips to stories about animals attacking people.
8. Funny, poignant posts about how awesome Dawn Summers is.
9. E-mails, e-cards, daily happy birthday wishes from now until August 1.
10. Playing Scrabble with people who are worse than she is. Especially those named Jamie who will never never never beat her. And Alceste because he thinks lordy is a word. And Chugarte, Lola, Polo, Rick, pearatty, Mr. Pearatty, Fisch, Grubette, F-train, JCN, Kaz…um…what? We like Scrabble.
Other Birthday Season F.A.Q
When is your actual birthday? El ocho de Julio
Why do you have a whole season? Because.
How old are you going to be? 29
Really? Shut the hell up.
What happens to people who forget your birthday? Umm…have you ever seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer…Season 6? The third to last episode? “Two to go?” Yeah. That.
Are any other birthdays or holidays allowed to be celebrated during your birthday season? No. Except for the Fourth of July because well, America is as great as I am. Apologies again to my little sister Smokey for having her birthday relocated to November. And to the Jakes for their lost anniversary.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:40 am
You really are trying to get F-Train to be the first result for “assface”, aren’t ya?
June 28th, 2007 at 11:41 am
If it happens, it happens. What’re you gonna do.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Your Birthday Tour is starting to look like a Rolling Stones tour. Is this going to be a profitable venture for you or are you doing it for the love and adoration?
June 28th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Well, I measure love and adoration in dollars and gold, so…both.
See ya in two weeksish!
June 28th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Its not really my business, but I’m amazed that you can keep a job with your busy birthday schedule. Very impressive! Although, maybe your office just closes for birthday month?
June 28th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
It really should…I’m going to be totally shot during the week.
June 28th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Is a turd with a rainbow ribbon “Clay Aikeny”? (At least this is a comment.)
June 28th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I love Chugarte. Best responses ever.
Dawnie. For your birthday you get your own room at the Jake Family Compound, two days with Me, Jess and Karol, minimal amounts of your own blood shed and a return welcome to NYC. Anything else and I’m afraid you’re pushing it.
June 28th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Ari:
In addition, Dawn will be honored with a parade down main street in Big Sky, MT. (Although the town is so small that any car with three or more people in it is considered a parade.)
June 28th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
YAY! And cake! I like cake!
June 28th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I bought you an invisible plane.
June 28th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
schweeet….where is it?
June 28th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Its at JFK waiting for you to pick it up, Go to the British Airways counter and ask for Abdul.
June 29th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Wait a minute. Don’t you hate flying? Why would you want an invisible plane?
June 29th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Did I ever tell you that one of my lesbians played harp for Oprah?
No prob on the moving of my birthday. I would just like to point out that I LOVE Baskin Robbins ice cream cake. Just. Sayin’.
June 30th, 2007 at 2:50 am
Ooh, ooh, I can give you a present! I totally suck at Scrabble. Wow, and I thought two parties for me was excessive. Happy Birthday, you fellow Cancer, you (yes, I’m starting to celebrate for you now, and it will last past your bday all the way to July 24th, then I will rest).