Comments on: Dawn, F-train and Jam Master Jamie W http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/ The good old days weren't always good Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:41:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Pearatty http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-71120 Pearatty Fri, 06 Jul 2007 22:08:56 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-71120 A. One should not brag that one's underpants were yellow. B. F-Train wins. You owe him a present. A. One should not brag that one’s underpants were yellow.

B. F-Train wins. You owe him a present.

]]> By: Casca http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-70811 Casca Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:59:52 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-70811 Touche! Touche!

]]> By: Karol http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-70620 Karol Wed, 04 Jul 2007 22:38:15 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-70620 I couldn't possibly be more popular. ;-) I couldn’t possibly be more popular. ;-)

]]> By: Casca http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-70281 Casca Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:31:21 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-70281 Next time, don't. You'll be more popular. Thongs are OK if you're shy. Next time, don’t. You’ll be more popular. Thongs are OK if you’re shy.

]]> By: Karol http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-70021 Karol Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:07:10 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-70021 <i>I see Karol didn’t wear any underpants.</i> I did! They were yellow! I see Karol didn’t wear any underpants.

I did! They were yellow!

]]> By: Casca http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-69975 Casca Mon, 02 Jul 2007 19:02:53 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-69975 I see Paris. I see France. I see Karol didn't wear any underpants. I see Paris.
I see France.
I see Karol didn’t wear any underpants.

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68940 Dawn Summers Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:45:45 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68940 <i>I know that Fisch was responding to my post at the same time that Dawn was responding to Jamie. </i> ohhhhhhhhhh. ahh, fisch would visit me in cuba! nice. I know that Fisch was responding to my post at the same time that Dawn was responding to Jamie.
 ohhhhhhhhhh. ahh, fisch would visit me in cuba! nice.

]]> By: dawn summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68933 dawn summers Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:18:43 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68933 Dude are you questioning Chugarte's comedy? Vaffles. Dude are you questioning Chugarte’s comedy? Vaffles.

]]> By: Charles http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68932 Charles Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:15:56 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68932 Can I point out that not only does the joke make no sense, I know that Fisch was responding to my post at the same time that Dawn was responding to Jamie. Can I point out that not only does the joke make no sense, I know that Fisch was responding to my post at the same time that Dawn was responding to Jamie.

]]> By: Karol http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68920 Karol Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:33:24 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68920 Can I be the first to point out that the joke makes no sense? Can I be the first to point out that the joke makes no sense?

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68882 Dawn Summers Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:42:30 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68882 Chugarte beat me to the punch. So: what chugarte said. Chugarte beat me to the punch. So: what chugarte said.

]]> By: Chugarte http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68876 Chugarte Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:15:56 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68876 <b>Dawn</b>: how’d you see the yellow underwear? <b>Fisch</b>: That would give me an excuse to visit somewhere warm. Uhhhhh... is Karol going to protest this? Dawn: how’d you see the yellow underwear?
Fisch: That would give me an excuse to visit somewhere warm.

Uhhhhh… is Karol going to protest this?

]]> By: fisch http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68875 fisch Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:57:14 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68875 That would give me an excuse to visit somewhere warm That would give me an excuse to visit somewhere warm

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68874 Dawn Summers Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:57:12 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68874 <i>Other than the light blue bra, which I couldn’t see (where was my ‘groupie flash’?), </i> wait...how'd you see the yellow underwear? Other than the light blue bra, which I couldn’t see (where was my ‘groupie flash’?),
wait…how’d you see the yellow underwear?

]]> By: Chugarte http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68865 Chugarte Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:11:58 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68865 <i>I’ll refer this matter to my attorneys pearatty, rick or alceste.</i> Definitely good judgment in limiting the field of your possible attorneys. You'd probably find yourself in Gitmo by the end of my "defense" of you. I’ll refer this matter to my attorneys pearatty, rick or alceste.

Definitely good judgment in limiting the field of your possible attorneys. You’d probably find yourself in Gitmo by the end of my “defense” of you.

]]> By: ari http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68853 ari Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:47:11 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68853 Oh the good old days... when we used to remember that I am merely across the street and also a fan of adventures. Now you only wan to see me to take my $. I'll get the last word. I'm stealing your wallet one day soon. You'll see. Assface. :-P Oh the good old days… when we used to remember that I am merely across the street and also a fan of adventures. Now you only wan to see me to take my $.

I’ll get the last word. I’m stealing your wallet one day soon. You’ll see.

Assface.

:-P

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68850 Dawn Summers Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:35:00 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68850 <i>may I remind you that you linked to my site under the word assface in that post. So, I’m still waiting for my gift. </i> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Feck feck feck feck feck feck feck. I'll refer this matter to my attorneys pearatty, rick or alceste. I'm sure they'll get me out of this mess. may I remind you that you linked to my site under the word assface in that post. So, I’m still waiting for my gift.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Feck feck feck feck feck feck feck.

I’ll refer this matter to my attorneys pearatty, rick or alceste. I’m sure they’ll get me out of this mess.

]]> By: Falstaff http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68847 Falstaff Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:29:13 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68847 1) That was indeed a cute outfit. 2) Where are the pictures of the undergarments? We demand proof of the matching undergarments! 3) I didn't realize it was F-Train's birthday. So I had to send an email with the subject line - Happy Birthday. And the content - "assface" 4) I think the song that you MIGHT have been trying to get to was While My Guitar Gently Weeps, not My Guitar Cries or whatever bizarre bastardization you came up with. 5) truly funny shit. 1) That was indeed a cute outfit.

2) Where are the pictures of the undergarments? We demand proof of the matching undergarments!

3) I didn’t realize it was F-Train’s birthday. So I had to send an email with the subject line - Happy Birthday. And the content - “assface”

4) I think the song that you MIGHT have been trying to get to was While My Guitar Gently Weeps, not My Guitar Cries or whatever bizarre bastardization you came up with.

5) truly funny shit.

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68842 Dawn Summers Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:24:08 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68842 fisch and jamie, get a room. fisch and jamie,

get a room.

]]> By: F-Train http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68841 F-Train Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:24:06 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68841 And before you give me some bullshit that you didn't, may I remind you that you linked to my site under the word assface in that post. So, I'm still waiting for my gift. And before you give me some bullshit that you didn’t, may I remind you that you linked to my site under the word assface in that post. So, I’m still waiting for my gift.

]]> By: F-Train http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68835 F-Train Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:23:02 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68835 But you called me assface IN THE POST. But you called me assface IN THE POST.

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68833 Dawn Summers Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:22:30 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68833 ah, but I had not called you assface in print or public in that preceding 41 minutes. (yes, I thought of that before I said it, assface ftrain.) ah, but I had not called you assface in print or public in that preceding 41 minutes. (yes, I thought of that before I said it, assface ftrain.)

]]> By: F-Train http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68831 F-Train Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:18:23 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68831 "Happy Birthday, F-train My gift to you is to go a whole 24 hours without calling you assface in print or public. This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on <b>Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 at 12:49 am</b> and is filed under Personal. " "<b>The clock hit 12:01</b> and I turn around, point at F-train and say very loudly “YOU SIR, HAVE THE FACE OF AN ASS. To wit: Asssssfffaaaaccccccceeeeeee.”" Still waiting for my gift. “Happy Birthday, F-train

My gift to you is to go a whole 24 hours without calling you assface in print or public.

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 at 12:49 am and is filed under Personal. ”

“The clock hit 12:01 and I turn around, point at F-train and say very loudly “YOU SIR, HAVE THE FACE OF AN ASS. To wit: Asssssfffaaaaccccccceeeeeee.””

Still waiting for my gift.

]]> By: Jamie http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68830 Jamie Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:17:32 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68830 Agreed fisch. Incidentally, this is a link to the first *ever* 'me too' post in Internet history (equivalent to 'thanks' in my mind). http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=bnews.csu-cs.1997 February 1983. So Dawn is only 24 years behind the times. Agreed fisch. Incidentally, this is a link to the first *ever* ‘me too’ post in Internet history (equivalent to ‘thanks’ in my mind).

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=bnews.csu-cs.1997

February 1983. So Dawn is only 24 years behind the times.

]]> By: fisch http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68826 fisch Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:58:27 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68826 A comment like "thanks" from the writer of the post, should count as a negative comment. There should be some program written into the software that automatically makes that go from 17 comments to 16. A comment like “thanks” from the writer of the post, should count as a negative comment. There should be some program written into the software that automatically makes that go from 17 comments to 16.

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68824 Dawn Summers Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:56:58 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68824 Thanks. Thanks.

]]> By: Jamie http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68819 Jamie Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:44:23 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68819 I wanted you to get the full impact. It was loud in that club. I wanted you to get the full impact. It was loud in that club.

]]> By: Dawn Summers http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68818 Dawn Summers Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:43:18 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68818 What on earth did that clarify?? Now you've sullied my virgin eyes as well!!!! What on earth did that clarify?? Now you’ve sullied my virgin eyes as well!!!!

]]> By: Jamie http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68817 Jamie Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:41:20 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68817 For clarity's sake, the lyrics to "I Wanna Do You", by Negative Ken (the song whose scorching sexual innuendo burned your virgin ears): Verse 1 We have been friends a long long time But now I want the bump and grind We have been through a lot together But now I want what's underneath your sweater Chorus I want to do you (yeah yeah) You're my best friend, you're my best friend but I want to do you (yeah, yeah) You're my best friend, You're my best friend baby You're giving me a heart condition I want to learn the buddy system I want to do you in the baddest way I know Verse 2 You've always been the girl next door But now I know I want to score I know you love me like a brother But now I realize you're one hot mother Repeat Chorus Guitar Solo Bridge We have been friends so long that I could not see How beautiful you really were (you're so beautiful) But now that I see you this way, I wanna be The one that kisses you goodnight The one that gets to treat you right The one whose love will always last The one who gets to tap that ass (Tap that ass) Repeat Chorus Outro In the baddest way I know To hell with taking it slow In the baddest way I know For clarity’s sake, the lyrics to “I Wanna Do You”, by Negative Ken (the song whose scorching sexual innuendo burned your virgin ears):

Verse 1
We have been friends a long long time
But now I want the bump and grind
We have been through a lot together
But now I want what’s underneath your sweater

Chorus
I want to do you (yeah yeah)
You’re my best friend, you’re my best friend but
I want to do you (yeah, yeah)
You’re my best friend, You’re my best friend baby
You’re giving me a heart condition
I want to learn the buddy system
I want to do you in the baddest way I know

Verse 2
You’ve always been the girl next door
But now I know I want to score
I know you love me like a brother
But now I realize you’re one hot mother

Repeat Chorus

Guitar Solo

Bridge
We have been friends so long that I could not see
How beautiful you really were (you’re so beautiful)
But now that I see you this way, I wanna be
The one that kisses you goodnight
The one that gets to treat you right
The one whose love will always last
The one who gets to tap that ass (Tap that ass)

Repeat Chorus

Outro
In the baddest way I know
To hell with taking it slow
In the baddest way I know

]]> By: Chugarte http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68816 Chugarte Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:38:19 +0000 http://www.clareified.com/2007/06/28/dawn-f-train-and-jam-master-jamie-w/#comment-68816 NB: It still very often feels like the hood. NB: It still very often feels like the hood.

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