Clareified

Karol sent me the following stories yesterday.

40-year-old lottery winner still lives with his parents.

Now aged 40, he still lives in the same house with his parents and spends most of his days working as a furniture restorer, the job for which he trained as a teenager.

My response: Shut it. I moved out of my mother’s house years ago! Um…a year ago!

Obsessive recluse found dead in his home.

An obsessive nicknamed The Dettol Man died after continually cleaning himself and his home with the disinfectant, an inquest heard.

Recluse Jacques Niemand may have been overcome by fumes from the dozens of bottles of the cleaning fluid he kept in his flat.

My response: Shut it.

A debate on black women interested in dating/marrying white men.

Evia encourages black women to get out of dysfunctional relationships where they’re not appreciated and expand their dating horizons.

My response: My love for Clay transcends cultural and racial divides.

Ice cream theft leads to shootout with cops.

Officers were called to a United Dairy Farmers store after the clerk said someone stole ice cream from the store.

“He was running like he had a bag of money. I didn’t know what he was holding. I didn’t know it was ice cream,” one witness said.

My response: Yes, yes I know the Ben & Jerry’s Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream is delicious and hard to find, but I won’t be turning to a life of crime to feed the habit anytime soon.

Mother arrested for snorting cocaine at Wal-Mart

My response: What The Bleep?

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 at 9:51 am and is filed under News & Events. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.