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A picture of Dawn through the eyes of Karol

Karol sent me the following stories yesterday.

40-year-old lottery winner still lives with his parents.

Now aged 40, he still lives in the same house with his parents and spends most of his days working as a furniture restorer, the job for which he trained as a teenager.

My response: Shut it. I moved out of my mother’s house years ago! Um…a year ago!

Obsessive recluse found dead in his home.

An obsessive nicknamed The Dettol Man died after continually cleaning himself and his home with the disinfectant, an inquest heard.

Recluse Jacques Niemand may have been overcome by fumes from the dozens of bottles of the cleaning fluid he kept in his flat.

My response: Shut it.

A debate on black women interested in dating/marrying white men.

Evia encourages black women to get out of dysfunctional relationships where they’re not appreciated and expand their dating horizons.

My response: My love for Clay transcends cultural and racial divides.

Ice cream theft leads to shootout with cops.

Officers were called to a United Dairy Farmers store after the clerk said someone stole ice cream from the store.

“He was running like he had a bag of money. I didn’t know what he was holding. I didn’t know it was ice cream,” one witness said.

My response: Yes, yes I know the Ben & Jerry’s Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream is delicious and hard to find, but I won’t be turning to a life of crime to feed the habit anytime soon.

Mother arrested for snorting cocaine at Wal-Mart

My response: What The Bleep?

12 Responses to “A picture of Dawn through the eyes of Karol”

  1. Casca Says:

    “My love for Clay transcends cultural and racial divides.”

    Evidently sex too.

  2. Karol Says:

    I’m funny.

  3. ari Says:

    Well, it’s not like you two are long time best friends for nothing, Karol knows you and loves you anyway. How lucky are you? 😛

  4. dawn summers Says:

    Uhh…I didn’t study for this test, can I take it tomorrow?

  5. Karol Says:

    I do not know her. I do not love her. Stop lying to the girl.

  6. Dawn Summers Says:

    See! That’s what I thought, and then Ari went and tried to trick me with her trickiness.

  7. Karol Says:

    Didn’t I send you this one too?

  8. Dawn Summers Says:

    Don’t know why you would, you suck, not me.

  9. Karol Says:

    Maybe. But you suck in public and then write about it.

  10. Dawn Summers Says:

    No. You write about it.

  11. Karol Says:

    About your sucking in public?

  12. chsw Says:

    Apparently, the cheapest blow is at Walmart.

    chsw

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