I don’t remember the rest, but your mother’s a whore
And whoever it is, your father’s an asshole
Twin brothers Raymon and Richard Miller are the father and uncle to a 3-year-old little girl. The problem is, they don’t know which is which. Or who is who.
The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman’s testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other.
May 23rd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Go Missouri!!
Proof that rednecks share!!
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
A share a lot, too. Even though the DNA cannot sort out which twin, she claims she can based on the estimated conception date which is a day other than the two-fer day.
Friday night arrives without a suitcase
Sunday morning creeping like a nun
Monday’s child has learned to tie his bootlegs
See how they run
May 24th, 2007 at 3:07 am
The daddy is the asshole? Excuse me, but the brothers were sportfucking. Ovary girl was the one collecting seed. The judge could give a shit so long as one of these poor fuckers pays. I can’t wait til we start the hangin’s.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Yeah, why are they assholes? It says “unknowingly”.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
They are fighting over child support for a kid that is family.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
If you like a confused culture, thank a lawyer.