To get me to do a meme, you have to tag me twice
Well, due to a devasting lack of content that won’t make you cry, I’ve decided to do that for which I have been tagged. Of course, since I’ve had a blog for almost four years now, there is a reason you don’t know these things about me. So, in order to sorta keep it that way, I’m doing a variation on the meme called six truths and one lie.
1. I auditioned for the Spike Lee movie Crooklyn.
2. I’ve been arrested on weapons charges.
3. I got married in Virginia, the summer I turned 20, because I didn’t believe in pre-marital anything.
4. I won’t get divorced because I don’t believe in that either.
5. I had nine different on-campus jobs in college. I never quit any of them, I simply didn’t go back and figured they’d take the hint.
6. All the only children in my family are girls.
7. I will never ever confirm the lie in this post.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
now i bet you want wedding presents. shameless hussy.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Ari: so you’re lying to the internet about being a childbride. very nice.
CrazyDawn: oh because all black ppl have been arrested with a gun in their car? Raaaacist
Ari: no but you’re far more likely to shoot someone than marry them
Do any CrazyDawn readers think I am wrong?
May 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
hahhaha, she conversation of the day’d me in my comment section! Well, played, ari. well played.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
i’m taking initiative now baby!
May 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I say the childbride is the lie, because otherwise, why would there be seven items? Because Dawn had to make it seven, so that two could be five lies. The no divorce and the marriage. Hmm, but wait, the divorce item doesn’t *have* to be read in conjunction with the marriage item. So, I guess all bets are off. I totally believe the weapons charge, though. I assume it was use of a motor vehicle as a deadly weapon.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I’m pretty sure we could check #2 and #3 with the appropriate government agencies.
May 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Black people don’t always carry weapons.
Love chicken? Of course.
Eat watermelon? Sure.
But weapons? C’mon, that’s racist!
May 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Actually, if she’s never been married, the claim that she’d “never get divorced because she doesn’t believe in it” wouldn’t be a lie. (Unless of course, she really believed in divorce.)
That said, the child bride thing sounds just crazy enough to be true. I’ll go with auditioning for Crooklyn as the lie, because if I assumed the black person auditioned for the Spike Lee movie, that would be racist.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I could totally see carrying a gun as a way to cut the work out of the taxi complaints.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Leave it to Bob to put it all in perspective
May 15th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Karol!! Rat her out!!!
May 16th, 2007 at 9:55 am
What if Dawn is trying to psyche us all out, and #7 is actually the lie?
Eh, no wait, what am I saying. The lie is clearly #3. Have you seen the way she reacts if anyone even brushes up against her? Not only does she not believe in PRE-martial anything, she also doesn’t believe in POST-marital anything.
May 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am
That’s only how I react to you. I will NOT have your babies, so stop with the all the huggling.
May 16th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Wow, now I’m picturing Dawn and F-Train’s babies.
May 16th, 2007 at 11:37 am
And why not? they’d be hot.
May 16th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
1, 4, 5 and 6 are definitely true. I’m torn between the weapons one and the marriage one. Obviously she didn’t actually get married but it might’ve been some joke or something. Also, the divorce one has nothing to do with the marriage one. She’s never been arrested, though. Hmm, not sure.