Why the ____ are you telling me this?
Text from Karol at 4:07 AM
The talmud says a man may divorce his wife for burning his soup. The reason? Because if he’s willing to divorce her for burning his soup, they must have bigger problems. I love Judaism.
In other news, no wonder women aren’t allowed to read the Talmud. Can you imagine if they found out what else was in there?
May 10th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Nerd… not only can you read the talmud but I was taught it for years. How else do you think I learned what to do in the event that I find a lost ox. Or what to do if a neighbor cow falls in a ditch on my property.
It’s the Kabbalah that women are not intended to read. That’s right. Suck it Madonna.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Everything Dawn knows about Judaism, she learned from Yentl. Or Fisch.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Ha. I’ve learned nothing from Fisch.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I don’t teach women Talmud.
May 10th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Fisch, that’s why I’ve never confused you and Rabbis Besser and Lichtiger
May 10th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
IT’S GENIUS.
May 10th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Careful, Ari. She probably would, you know.