Why the ____ are you telling me this?

Text from Karol at 4:07 AM

The talmud says a man may divorce his wife for burning his soup. The reason? Because if he’s willing to divorce her for burning his soup, they must have bigger problems. I love Judaism.

In other news, no wonder women aren’t allowed to read the Talmud. Can you imagine if they found out what else was in there?

7 Responses to “Why the ____ are you telling me this?”

  1. ari Says:

    Nerd… not only can you read the talmud but I was taught it for years. How else do you think I learned what to do in the event that I find a lost ox. Or what to do if a neighbor cow falls in a ditch on my property.

    It’s the Kabbalah that women are not intended to read. That’s right. Suck it Madonna.

  2. Chugarte Says:

    Everything Dawn knows about Judaism, she learned from Yentl. Or Fisch.

  3. Dawn Summers Says:

    Ha. I’ve learned nothing from Fisch.

  4. Fisch Says:

    I don’t teach women Talmud.

  5. ari Says:

    Fisch, that’s why I’ve never confused you and Rabbis Besser and Lichtiger ;)

  6. Karol Says:

    IT’S GENIUS.

  7. Eric Says:

    Careful, Ari. She probably would, you know.

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