Sopranos Poetry


Tony’s a snitch.
AJ’s a bitch
Time for channel to go switch.

5 Responses to “Sopranos Poetry”

  1. Karol Says:

    Hahaha. This is a pretty good one, so far.

  2. Jamie Says:

    Hopped up on Med
    AJ’s in Bed
    Chris shot the guy from ‘Wings’ in the head
    AJ looks flaccid
    When things don’t look placid
    but DKE guys collect on their bets with some acid

  3. Dawn Summers Says:

    Bravo! Well, done. :)

  4. Chilly Says:

    A.J. is a wimp
    Gets his kicks from melting toes
    More like Tony now

    Meadow is a whore
    Her character is a bore
    Will someone whack her?

    Carmella is old
    Will her goomba guy come back?
    Tony left for dead

    Chrissy shot that dude
    He was drunk but cleaned the knob
    Jersey police suck

    Bobby is not thin
    he’s finally whacked someone now
    Janice kills brother

    Pauly is whacko
    Tony should have thrown him off
    with a knife in chest

    Leotardo, boss
    who will whack who first, Tony?
    show down with New York

    Kid dooks in shower
    ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
    Dr. Scholls has work

  5. Pearatty Says:

    Funny.

    You know, the genius of this show had always been its ability to make you empathize with psychotic killers and the family members who enable them. What does it say about it that I really couldn’t care less about what happens to any of them at this point?

    I’m voting for a St. Valentine’s Day-style massacre finish.

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