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Where does the good go

Umm…

He claims his wife is trying to “rewrite history,” and called her actions “homophobia in its worst form.”

“She may not distain [sic] all gay men – but she distains this one,” he snarls. Making it clear he’s taken off the gloves in their venomous public catfight.

That’s right dude. My guess is her hatred is probably singularly directed at the sackless ass who promised to love and honor her till death and instead publicly humiliated her by trotting her out into a news conference to proclaim that he loves cock.

Just. Sayin.’

Oh and this whole “she knew I was gay before I married her,” COME ON. Does anyone remember the look on Dina’s face at that press conference? It was like deer in the headlights on acid.

What a douchebag.

It’s stories like this that reinforce my belief that everyone should be entitled to one free murder. Like when you’re born, you get a birthcertificate and a knife to be used in the future when someone just needs killing.

20 Responses to “Umm…”

  1. Gib Says:

    Actually, “homophobia in its worst form” would be, I’d think, disdaining all gay men. If you just disdain the one gay man, it’s either homophobia in a more modest form, or just thinkin’ that one gay guy’s an asshole.

  2. Rick Blaine Says:

    My guess is her hatred is probably singularly directed at the sackless ass who promised to love and honor her till death and instead publicly humiliated her by trotting her out into a news conference to proclaim that he loves cock.

    Who are you and what have you done with Dawn?

  3. Chugarte Says:

    Give me a break. It wasn’t a press conference, it was a court filing. The Post packed the article with “snarled” and other stupid descriptive verbs but on the whole it was a filing that said “we agreed to pretend that she didn’t know all along; if she is going to make me look like a sexual deviant, I’m going to tell the truth.”

    I don’t know who is and isn’t being honest, but the Post’s histrionics don’t get us closer to finding out.

    (cross-posted at Chief Rival Site)

  4. Karol Says:

    Cross-posted response to Chu:

    if she is going to make me look like a sexual deviant, I’m going to tell the truth.

    So, wait, the guy who wrote about anonymous sex in reststops in his book doesn’t want to come off as a sexual deviant?

  5. Chugarte Says:

    I may be among the most prudish people you know in my personal life but I don’t think that anonymous gay sex is particularly deviant.

  6. Karol Says:

    Um, I’m not a prude and anonymous sex is deviant, you freak.

  7. Dawn Summers Says:

    bahahahahahhaha.

  8. Pearatty Says:

    Define anonymous, please.

    Also, Dawn said cock. I’m going to need some time to proess that.

  9. Pearatty Says:

    process, I mean, not proess.

  10. JustAskin Says:

    What part of “anonymous” escapes you?

    “It’s not anonymous! His name is…. Bill. I think.”

    That’s anonymous. LOL

    If I had x kids and a promising career as Mrs. Governor, only to be hauled before national cameras and expected to say “He’s gay as a blade but I love him anyway”, well, I might be a tad ‘distainful’ myself.

    Personally, I don’t see how she could be married to him and not know, but maybe there are all manner of things you can not know if you just want to not know badly enough.

    Ya know?

  11. Rick Blaine Says:

    It’s not Dawn. Can’t be.

  12. Pearatty Says:

    That was my thought. She’s probably got someone ghostwriting. That’s the only thing that makes sense.

  13. Pearatty Says:

    So, Rick, if I drive through your parts Tuesday, May 1, does that work?

  14. dawn summers Says:

    awww, I wanna drive through Rick’s parts on May 1st too!!! wait a minute…that just doesn’t sound right…

  15. Pearatty Says:

    Stop it right now! Dawn is gonna kill you when she gets back, ghostwriter.

  16. Ari Says:

    I think the Wednesday night language has tainted our dear Dawn.

    Next thing we know she’ll be blogging about cocks and ‘taints!!

  17. Consigliere Says:

    “My guess is her hatred is probably singularly directed at the sackless ass who promised to love and honor her till death and instead publicly humiliated her by trotting her out into a news conference to proclaim that he loves cock.”

    Beautifully descriptive. Nearly fell out of my seat when I read it.

  18. Gerard Says:

    Why a knife?

    This isn’t some dank Scottish hamlet, it’s Americay!

    RKBA, baby!

    Give me a glock-and a list longer than one name.

    :0)

  19. Pearatty Says:

    Hmm, maybe we’re not ready for glock and kill list humour (or attempts thereat) yet. Too soon.

  20. Dawn Summers Says:

    Oh my gosh! Who wrote this post? And those comments. My word. I suspect Fisch. He always said he would imitate me and post in place one day. It’s good to know the people noticed the switch.

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