It wasn’t me (a continuing series)
Rat poison detected in pet food.
Rat poison has been found in pet food blamed for the deaths of at least 16 cats and dogs, a spokeswoman for the State Department of Agriculture and Markets said Friday.
And on a completely unrelated note: When I was growing up, my mom used to call the rat poison ‘rat food.’ So even if it were me, which it’s not, I’d have some kind of cultural differences defense.