Where does the good go

Archive for February, 2007

All year I have been jonesing for a wild crazy adventure

Monday, February 26th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

I think I’ve finally found it!

Not for nothing…

Monday, February 26th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

“A car is a deadly weapon, but in the hands of a patient, prepared and experienced driver it can be a safe and convenient mode of transportation.” – The teacher at my driving class today.

Umm…so…you know…deadly weapon I’ve got.

Suze Orman’s gay

Sunday, February 25th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

No. DUH.

And the award for biggest missed opportunity goes to…

Sunday, February 25th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

How does Jennifer Hudson not start her acceptance speech with “and you, and you, and you….you’re gonna loooveeee meeeeee”???

How!!!! It is so how I am going to start my Academy Award acceptance speech.


And what the hell is up with Nicole Kidman and Paltrow….hair cuts, ladies, hair cuts.

Oh…and shhh…but I think Cameron Diaz stuffs her cheeks.

Ah, Seinfeld’s still got it. “In exchange for that, when we’re done…we open our hand.” hahahahahahhaha

Al Gore ’08.

Kudos to Ellen for sticking to her cute comedic rambling style which I’ve loved (and shamelessly stolen) for more than ten years…of course, it doesn’t really work for an International behemoth like the Oscars and she probably won’t be asked back…but hey, I still love her!


OH SNAP! Who turned Beyonce’s SOLO into a DUET with Hudson??? Ahh…order is restored and Diva has taken the centerstage ALONE.

HHAHAHH they trotted out the third Dreamgirl…hahahaha….what’s her name again? You don’t care? Yeah, me neither. HAHAHAHAH Beyonce AND HUDSON singing listen…oh you just know daddy Knowles cursed somebody out.

OHHHH BOOOOOLLLLLSSHEEEETTTTT — Melissa Etheridge?? GUY. That award belongs to Listen from Dreamgirls. Oh and don’t get me started on Eddie Murphy losing to Alan fickin Arkin. Just don’t. Cause I won’t be able to stop. Seriously.

Hmmm…don’t know when or how this post turned into a liveblogging situation, I was supposed to be asleep at ten…

Oh snap…my DVR just shut off and the Oscar’s arent done yet…I would have been soo heated tomorrow morning.


The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is gray. Kill me. Kill me now.

Who does Jodi Foster look like? Somebody…Flightplan…what was she thinking?

Hey is Jane Wyatt the ex Mrs. Ronald Reagan?

I like that Judi Dench is badass enough not to show up to the Oscar’s. She just don’t give a Fu– yeah, yeah.

Remember when Annette Bening showed up like nineteen months pregnant with quints? AND LOST? LOSER. Good.

Who is the goofball with the microphone that keeps talking about the office pool? They couldn’t get Ryan Seacrest?

How HOT are the Pinkett Smiths?

How do we know Dawn is racist? “Woo…black Dude won.”

AHHHH who’s the chick in the Diane Keaton Halloween mask. Scary as hell.

YAY! The Departed wins for best picture. All is right with the world….well, as long as someone jumps Alan Arkin and gives Eddie Murphy his Oscar back.


Saturday, February 24th, 2007 by Dawn Summers

If you can get through the first episode of Rome’s Disc Five without yakking, my hat is off to you.

Nothing better to blog about Fridays

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 by Dawn Summers

I want to go fishing…how does one do that in NYC? Is there a fishing season?

Baseball players get better with age…right?

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 by Dawn Summers

A few hours later, they learned through a magnetic resonance imaging exam that Hernández only had arthritis, an ailment that fits in perfectly with the theme of the spring. The Mets have not one, not two, not three, not four and not five, but six 40-somethings in camp, making the need to check for gout, diabetes and high blood pressure standard procedure during physical exams.

Mets in ’07!…ok…’08? Is it ’08…but fine, definitely no later than ’10!

Man…don’t know why but typing ’10, just made me feel inexplicably old.


Friday, February 23rd, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Stupid Dwayne Wade. Now my fantasy team has lost him AND Yao Ming.


And Alceste.

Silver lining

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Obama/Clinton mess moves Vilsack to quit race.

1000 Words

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 by Dawn Summers

Fisch pays me in twenties!

See the whole set.

For those of you still paying attention, I have returned from my Scrabble slump with a vengeance. I’ve won 12 of the last 14 or 15 games. I think I’m going to enter Scrabble tournaments now. Evidently, being nationally ranked is not all that it’s cracked up to be.