Clareified

How does Jennifer Hudson not start her acceptance speech with “and you, and you, and you….you’re gonna loooveeee meeeeee”???

How!!!! It is so how I am going to start my Academy Award acceptance speech.

Sheesh….

And what the hell is up with Nicole Kidman and Paltrow….hair cuts, ladies, hair cuts.

Oh…and shhh…but I think Cameron Diaz stuffs her cheeks.

Ah, Seinfeld’s still got it. “In exchange for that, when we’re done…we open our hand.” hahahahahahhaha

Al Gore ’08.

Kudos to Ellen for sticking to her cute comedic rambling style which I’ve loved (and shamelessly stolen) for more than ten years…of course, it doesn’t really work for an International behemoth like the Oscars and she probably won’t be asked back…but hey, I still love her!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO CELINE! MY EARS! MY EYES! ARRRGHHH…Hey…Celine! Leo! It’s 1997 all over again, folks! AND NOW HERE’S KATE WINSLET!!!

OH SNAP! Who turned Beyonce’s SOLO into a DUET with Hudson??? Ahh…order is restored and Diva has taken the centerstage ALONE.

HHAHAHH they trotted out the third Dreamgirl…hahahaha….what’s her name again? You don’t care? Yeah, me neither. HAHAHAHAH Beyonce AND HUDSON singing listen…oh you just know daddy Knowles cursed somebody out.

OHHHH BOOOOOLLLLLSSHEEEETTTTT — Melissa Etheridge?? GUY. That award belongs to Listen from Dreamgirls. Oh and don’t get me started on Eddie Murphy losing to Alan fickin Arkin. Just don’t. Cause I won’t be able to stop. Seriously.

Hmmm…don’t know when or how this post turned into a liveblogging situation, I was supposed to be asleep at ten…

Oh snap…my DVR just shut off and the Oscar’s arent done yet…I would have been soo heated tomorrow morning.

HEATED!

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is gray. Kill me. Kill me now.

Who does Jodi Foster look like? Somebody…Flightplan…what was she thinking?

Hey is Jane Wyatt the ex Mrs. Ronald Reagan?

I like that Judi Dench is badass enough not to show up to the Oscar’s. She just don’t give a Fu– yeah, yeah.

Remember when Annette Bening showed up like nineteen months pregnant with quints? AND LOST? LOSER. Good.

Who is the goofball with the microphone that keeps talking about the office pool? They couldn’t get Ryan Seacrest?

How HOT are the Pinkett Smiths?

How do we know Dawn is racist? “Woo…black Dude won.”

AHHHH who’s the chick in the Diane Keaton Halloween mask. Scary as hell.

YAY! The Departed wins for best picture. All is right with the world….well, as long as someone jumps Alan Arkin and gives Eddie Murphy his Oscar back.

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Sunday, February 25th, 2007 at 11:48 pm and is filed under Movies, News & Events, Television. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.