I AM THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD

Now, if I could only learn how to use my powers for profit.

2 Responses to “I AM THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD”

  1. Gib Says:

    On TV a couple days ago, I saw a cheerleader who could regrow a shattered rib, a Japanese nerd who could stop time, a Haitian guy who could wipe minds, a Congressman who could fly, and a guy who could walk down a public street looking like Little Nicky and not get the crap beat out of him.

    Your superpower is apparently the ability to make this guy in Georgia post memes on his blog. “Most powerful woman in the world” may be pushing it just a little bit.

    Are you on the list?

  2. Chugarte Says:

    THE LIST

    Karol Sheinin - Can beat a dead horseface
    Dawn Summers - Can make a guy in Georgia post memes on his blog
    F Train - Can fit into his elementary school graduation suit

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