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Not So Random Thought

Ever since I started sleeping three hours a day, I have developed lightning quick senses. I can literally see the world on a microscopic level. In particular, I can see through skin. But not clothes. It’s weird.
And.
I have figured out the meaning of life.
I would tell you, but it would blow your minds.
Whoa…imagine that…mind bits, everywhere.
Cool.
I am also fairly certain that I have finished building the world’s first working time machine.
But shh…more on that later.

This entry was posted by Dawn Summers on Wednesday, December 20th, 2006 at 12:19 pm and is filed under Personal. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “Not So Random Thought”

  1. Jake Says:
    December 20th, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Try 5 hours of sleep a night. I can see by your posts that you have entered a mind-altered state.

  2. Ari Says:
    December 20th, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    Hilarious. Go to the dentist now Crackhead, see if he till finds you “normal“.

  3. Alceste Says:
    December 20th, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    I just wonder when it was that “sleeping three hours” become a euphamism for “taking hallucinogens”…

  4. Ari Says:
    December 20th, 2006 at 7:40 pm

    She licks the terrace after everyone leaves.

  5. Fisch Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 4:18 am

    The worlds first working time machine can never be…because as soon as it’s created, someone from the future where time machines exist will come back into the past and teach them how to make one, and yours will no longer be the first.

  6. Casca Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    Fuck Fisch, there’s always someone standing ready to ruin the perfect plan. However, I think you’re ignoring first-mover advantage.

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